It was once
.. a country - long before our time - in which there were real doctors. They wore white coats
had a stethoscope hanging around his neck and were able to examine patients with their own senses. These doctors were like going to university professors had to "heard" and "clinical teachers" learned. If their coats were stained with blood and then other body fluids. If these doctors went to training, they learned about MS, HWI and BSP. It says in the announcement that these doctors sometimes voluntarily spent a night in hospital because they are their few, but seriously wanted to take care of sick patients. They should also not for everyone, "Pipifax" have been ringing off the bed. It has even paid well, and their reputation among the people was considerable. People tell the past.
But then, times changed. The doctors who wanted to be wearing what, now suits, kept time sheets in his hand and the manual could recite by heart of process management. The Flekken on their clothes - if there were any - were now of ballpoint ink or copier toner. In their training they learned about DRG, QM and KTQ. These doctors were sometimes voluntarily at night in their offices, to extensively analyze where and how to save even more places in the hospital. They were very well paid and enjoyed a high reputation - in the hospital management. People tell the present.
But one day, dared one of the few remaining white-coat to rebel against the conditions in the hospitals. This courageous physician from the north of the Republic fought for the other white coat that on-time had to be working. Tra, what a shout of joy among the rank and file. Finally, it should not be exploited.
But unfortunately played the superiors will not: instead of ducats for additional posts easily go on, was - of course personal-and therefore cost neutral - introduced for all shifts. As a result, physicians without a suit now had more leisure time, but this only rarely share with their families or friends because they usually slept during the day (they had worked for weeks only at night). For them, even that was certainly not as bad as they anyway did not have enough money to pursue their usual leisure activities. Due to the shift they still had only their basic salary (plus a few meager allowances). And they were not allowed to work part time. Rest period was now once rested.
But now learned the white coat while working in many languages kennen. Denn ihre Kollegen kamen nur noch selten aus dem eigenen Land – dort wollte niemand mehr Arzt werden –, sondern aus Polen, der Tschechischen Republik, Russland, Indien und Pakistan. Multikulti am Krankenbett.
Blöd war das nur für die Patienten, die wie Oma Müller nun rein gar nicht mehr verstanden, was Herr oder Frau Doktor – die nun auch noch jeden Tag andere waren – auf der viel zu kurzen Visite nun eigentlich von und mit ihnen wollten.
Allerdings fiel das gar nicht so sehr ins Gewicht, weil Oma Müller nach den neun Monaten Wartezeit so unendlich froh war, endlich einen Termin für den Einbau ihrer neuen Hüfte bekommen zu haben (den sie jedoch selbst bezahlen musste).
The many controllers, DRG officer and full-time medical director just cost more than could be saved with domestic working hours and foreign workers. People tell the future.
Dr. Michael Field
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